Melbourne
Melissa 'Affair' strappy jelly shoes, $49.95 from Monk House, 102 Lygon Street, East Brunswick. Tel: 03 9381 1191
Me: Happy New Year, sorry I’m a bit late.
You: A bit late? It’s nearly Feb. Where have you been?
Me: Believe it or not I was ready to come back a couple of weeks ago but I broke my foot.
You: That’s terrible.
Me: Tell me about it, I got these new shoes for Christmas and this is the first day I’ve been able to wear them. (Don’t look too close, but I think my ankles need a wax.)
